All published quests

A lich arrives at the resort wearing floral robes and demanding a room with a view of the cemetery. They tip well, raise no undead, and sunburn despite bonelessness. Hunters want them destroyed; inn s…

An elderly couple's porch swing rocks itself at twilight, depositing sitters on other porches miles away—with no way back until someone else takes their seat. Missing persons pile up on strangers' sto…

During the hottest weeks, village dogs vanish at noon and return at dusk as a coordinated wolfpack that hunts only tax collectors. Citizens cheer; the treasury panics. Track the transformation to its…

Two nations meet on a public beach to sign peace, but diplomats keep building rival sandcastles instead of documents—each fortress becomes real at high tide and manned by crab soldiers. Mediate before…

Cloud shepherds go on strike, leaving sheep-shaped clouds unmoving for days while the land below bakes. The guild demands better lightning rods and shorter thunder shifts. Escort a scab cloud across h…

A wellness cult sells blessed water that quenches thirst forever but makes drinkers hear the ocean at all hours. Converts stand in fountains preaching moisture. Raid the bottling shrine, dilute the cu…

The county fair opens with blue ribbons that cannot be removed—winners wear them fused to skin like medals of shame. Losers sabotage rides; clowns weep through greasepaint. Find the curse in the judgi…

Fishermen haul up a sunfish that glows like a small moon, and every night it rises from the hold to float over the village. Crops ripen too fast; insomniacs confess crimes to it. Return the fish to th…

A stone tower called the Bastille holds a single prisoner: a queen bee in a glass case. Apiarists riot for her release; the warden insists she orchestrated a honey embargo. Infiltrate the tower, negot…

Annual sailcloth skiff races begin when the tide is highest, and this year someone has sewn storm wards into the leading team's sheets—winds obey their flag, rivals capsize. Sabotage the cheats, win f…

The new lake lifeguard revives drowning victims with a whistle and a whisper, but each rescue returns someone slightly wrong—wrong memories, wrong accent, wrong shadow. Parents love the survival rate;…

Lightning strikes the same ridge every afternoon at four, and a storm spirit offers deals: one bolt for a year of luck, two for a voice that commands rain. Shepherds have already paid; the ridge is ch…

Strawberry, blueberry, and raspberry militias have declared war across three counties, staining fields and uniforms alike. Each side accuses the others of poisoning pies at the governor's picnic. Brok…

A traveling carnival sets up on dry land at dusk, but by morning the tents are underwater and the rides still turn beneath the lake. Ticket holders want refunds; fish want prizes. Dive the midway, bar…

The magistrate holds court outdoors because the courthouse has melted into wax, and every verdict must be shouted over the buzz of cicadas. Defendants faint; jurors pool their sweat to sign documents.…

A sunflower maze appears overnight on a dead farmer's land, and every visitor who reaches the center inherits a memory that is not their own. Heirs sue for fraud; the maze grows toward the courthouse.…

Swarms of mosquitoes leave bite marks shaped like royal crests, and an exiled prince claims they are signing succession papers in skin. Physicians blame marsh gas; witch hunters blame vampires. Captur…

The only ice vendor in a heat-struck town sells blocks that never melt but grow heavier each night, as if freezing the buyer's debts into the water. Customers trade memories for cubes; the vendor's ca…

On the anniversary of the city's founding, anyone who rings the old bronze bell must speak an oath the whole square can hear—and the bell makes it binding. This year pranksters ring it at dawn; nobles…

Citizens of Westmarch wear velvet sashes and declare independence from the duke—peacefully, politely, and with excellent hors d'oeuvres. The duke's soldiers are invited to the protest as guests. Disco…

A child’s lemonade stand has cornered the entire district: every tavern, guild hall, and guard post now serves identical tart cups stamped with the same wax seal. Rivals who undercut prices wake with…

Every night this week, fireworks burst over the harbor and hang in the sky like frozen flowers—no ash, no sound after the first pop. Sailors swear the lights spell docking fees owed to something benea…

On the last day of June, leaves turn gold and geese fly south in the afternoon heat. A fey calendar has slipped; seasons are stacking. Find the misfiled page in the world's almanac, restore summer's e…

One strawberry plant remains in the kingdom, guarded by knights, bees, and a prophecy that whoever eats it will end famine or start war. Nations send envoys; thieves send children. Guard the fruit unt…

Once each summer a pink moon rises and werewolves kneel instead of hunt, offering treaties to anyone brave enough to parley. This year something has poisoned the moonrise—beasts rage, diplomats hide.…

A heatwave exposes stone seats in the lake where actors perform tragedies underwater for an audience of fish and drowned patrons. Attendance grants fame and water in the lungs. Stage a finale that fre…

Clouds of moths gather at town hall each night, casting ballots that become law by dawn—curfews, taxes, mandatory hats. The mayor profits from silk tariffs. Translate moth policy, rig the election, or…

Two lighthouses on the same cliff compete, rotating beams that blind ships instead of guiding them. Captains wager on which light wins. Sabotage the rivalry, merge the mechanisms, or hire the mad arti…

Enormous dragonflies deliver letters no one wrote—confessions, love notes, threats from the future. Recipients act on them before reading the dates. Catch the swarm, find the nest of ink larvae, and d…

A cartographer sells maps to perfect picnic spots, but each route ends at the same hollow where picnickers vanish between sandwiches and song. Crumbs lead to fairy circles; wine stains form summoning…

A peddler sells salve that blocks sunburn—and blocks sunlight memories. Users forget every joyful day they ever had. The peddler's ledger lists buyers marked for easy robbery. Confiscate the stock, cu…

The chapel bell rings without hands, and each peal raises the temperature a degree. By vespers, wax saints drip; by matins, the river steams. Silence the bell without shattering faith, discover who fo…

After every storm the tax collector measures rainbows and sends invoices for light refraction on royal land. Peasants riot with prisms; the collector hires mercenaries with mirrored shields. Find the…

Travelers nap in a roadside hammock and wake having lived someone else's summer—marriages, harvests, funerals compressed into dreams. Most refuse to leave; a few cannot wake. Cut the ropes, map the li…

A griffin nests on the inn roof, laying eggs the chef wants to omelet. The mother wants the stable boy who feeds her. Poachers want the wings. Protect the nest through hatching, relocate the family, o…

Rival perfumers release scents that sway crowds—courage, despair, reckless love. Riots smell like lavender; peace talks smell like ash. Identify the chemical fey ingredient, seize the master flacons,…

Meteor shards pepper the pastures, glowing warm and humming lullabies. Sheep begin flocking toward the craters; shepherds follow in trances. Harvest the metal before warlords do, shepherd the flock ba…

A clay golem patrols the lake, saving swimmers and drowning anyone who splashes after dusk. Townsfolk love the safety; tourists hate the curfew. The golem's creator died mid-command. Rewrite the runes…

A couple weds on a barge as river spirits demand tribute—each vow must be paid with a cherished object cast overboard. When the bride refuses, the water rises into the pews. Negotiate with the current…

The duke's ice house refuses to melt in the summer heat, preserving corpses and wedding cakes alike. Servants hear knocking from inside the walls. Investigate how winter was bottled, who is stored bet…