Taxes for the Thunder God

A small shrine demands back taxes in the form of noise—citizens must shout oaths or pay coin that turns to ash. Merchants are hoarse; monks are furious. Audit the shrine's books, discover which spirit moved in during the last storm, and renegotiate worship as a public service.

Suggested NPCs

Ethan Ironwood

  • Human
  • Female
  • Adult

Role

Occupation
Lighthouse keeper

Character

Motivation
Building wealth and reputation
Personality
Cowardly but clever
Background
Merchant dealing in rare goods

Details

Quirk
Keeps herbs in their hat
Speaking style
Uses nautical metaphors constantly
Private fear
Silence after a lie
Secret
Hired the monsters to raise property values
Signature item
Whistle only dogs and spirits hear

Diana Swiftwind

  • Human
  • Other
  • Adult

Role

Occupation
Amphitheater stage manager

Character

Motivation
Building wealth and reputation
Personality
Patient saboteur who smiles through insults
Background
Merchant dealing in rare goods

Details

Quirk
Refuses to sit with their back to a door
Speaking style
Calls everyone cousin or friend
Private fear
Horses throwing them
Secret
Swapped places with their twin years ago
Signature item
Satchel of seeds that grow overnight

Corwin Stonebridge

  • Human
  • Female
  • Adult

Role

Occupation
Beast veterinarian

Character

Motivation
Building wealth and reputation
Personality
Gentle and peaceful
Background
Merchant dealing in rare goods

Details

Quirk
Stares at clouds when lying
Speaking style
Whispers even in quiet rooms
Private fear
Maps with blank spaces
Secret
Knows the king's true name and will not speak it
Signature item
Brass key that warms near hidden doors

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